Piss

Piss is an adult who possesses Crack Baby-like powers similar to Jerk Man.

Piss is a middle-aged, short, fat, balding man who carries a heavy burden. You see, if he ever urinates, he would be unable to stop, which would certainly lead to apocalyptic levels of flooding.

Piss's signature catchphrase is "I have to piss."

Piss is largely unimportant throughout most of the first story arc, but later becomes very important.